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spunk art 

The random or artistic pattern one makes from the ejaculation or expulsion of spunk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.
One(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before ejaculation and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. Often with a loud audiable "BLAT!". Thus resulting in a distinguishable spunk art image. >Can also be performed by a "solo artist" on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.
spunk art by Super Ryan April 20, 2006
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lung-spunk 

When, on the odd occasion, instead of a women giving a blowjob and swallowing the spunk she instead inhales it. The spunk then enters the lung and can cause coughing.
Mr.Rob: Wardy did you give some bird lung-spunk?

Wardy:Yeah she was choking it up for ages.
lung-spunk by ressler May 14, 2009

spunk trumpet 

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"
spunk trumpet by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
Spunk by Finesilver January 10, 2005

Spunked up 

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.
I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
Spunked up by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

Spunk Music

The definition of Spice Boy punk music, E.G Busted and mcfly
"MTV is plying that God damn Spunk Music again"
Spunk Music by Andrew Morris July 23, 2008

skunky sock 

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...
dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night