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Speed Boat 

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.
Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.
Speed Boat by T-Hype August 10, 2005
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speed itch 

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.
"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."
speed itch by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Speed Hating 

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends
"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."
Speed Hating by TheBigK February 3, 2010

speed-chub 

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants
i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

Speed Moose 

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
Speed Moose by Whitay December 4, 2010

speed logging 

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
speed logging by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014