Human Spam

Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.
"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."
by Summer B August 17, 2008
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Video Spamming

When people post videos for a word on Urban Dictionary that has absolutely nothing to do with the word or phrase.
Urban Dictionary's new add video function has produced a lot of video spamming.

Eddy: Son of a bitch! I'm getting tired of seeing those same vids for every word I look up.
by Dancing with Fire August 25, 2011
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spam on toast

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?
by BREADBIN April 13, 2004
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Christmas Spam

A Christmas Spam is a popular Christmas treat in England in many middle to lower income households.

When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.

Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.

Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.

Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.
by Redhope July 09, 2006
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spam purse

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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spam fag

An obvious junk post on forums and blogs by either a worthless piece of life sitting in his mother's basement and/or a bot posting random junk everyone rolls their eyes at and will never click on.

EXAMPLES
1. Posting non-related quotes
2. Posting random spam links
3. Never coming to the forum/blog again after posting
Hey, someone ban this spam fag please!

WTF does that have to do with anyting, spam fag?
by TPX October 03, 2009
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Phone Spam

When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.
*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....

*Tom Hangs up the phone*

This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam
by Optikmik3 March 10, 2007
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