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Shmoofle

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.
That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.
by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006
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sloofer

He ended up being a total sloofer, looks like girls aren't the only hoe's around.
by jennalyn olivia quaid June 30, 2008
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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Smood

Another name for a cigarette, indigenous to Southern Ontario and Western Canada (Alberta)
Guy 1: what're we doing tonight ??
Guy 2: WORSHIPING SMOODS OF COURSE!!
by Douglord September 19, 2009
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Smof

Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!
I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!
by Smof K October 23, 2011
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Smoocide

Making someone suicide with mental torture
Jack: "Did you know Jane suicided?"
James: "Yes, apparently it was a smoocide"
by James Parker2345 October 10, 2021
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smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-
Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!
by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004
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