smegmatosis

Both the inflammation and the odor arising from the unwashed, uncut (uncircumcised) penis. A result of the build up of smegma.

Dude, wash yourself completely so you don't get that nasty smegmatosis you're always complaining about. OR I would give him head, but he stinks of smegmatosis!

by Astroplane Collision Survivor April 2, 2015

Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegmawaffles

IT is a combination of smegma and blue waffles. Also the best memepage on ig @smegmawaffles

Man can i eat ur smegmawaffles iT looks delicious!!!

by Smegmawaffles? March 28, 2019

Smegmatard

A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.

That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.

by MsPunderful December 9, 2019

Smegmaplant

An egg plant with a smug face that's covered in smegma

The Smegmaplant may be put on the list of the most offensive things I've had the displeasure of thinking about

by TheBigTaco July 9, 2020

smegmasexual

A person who is attracted to smegma.

Chris Polard is smegmasexual, he enjoys topping his Caesar salad with a sprinkle of smegma.

by Cdt411 May 27, 2021

Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021