slam dancing

a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid

"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."

by anti-emo999 November 8, 2005

Slam Fart

To fart violently; a loud, vibration making, release of bodily gases.

He slam farted the whole couch.

by Dr. Kronner May 5, 2011

Slam the Jam

using a fresh jar of jelly to masterbate

When i get home from work i think i am going to Slam the Jam

by jaltma January 6, 2017

Slam dunking

The male climbs atop a wardrobe or similar tall object, the female lies face down with her arse protuding in the air. The male then leaps off and attempts to engage his cock with the female arse. points can be obtained if the male actually achieves this. Extra bonus if he can smack the back of her head whilst landing.

Geoff:"I'm-a slam dunking you Terri"
Toni: "I'm lubed up to smoothen the entry"
Geoff: "Don't matter, I'm gonna knock you out anyway, cunt"
Toni: "You fucking wanker!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

Slam Metal

Metal that's slamming your eardrums

Nickleback is slam metal

by Bigoof505 April 16, 2019

Slam That Shit

A phrase encouraging rapidly consuming an alcoholic beverage, mainly keystone light. To be properly used, one must be from the second floor of University of Montana's Aber Hall.

SLAM THAT SHIT DYLAN YEAHHHHHH!!

by JesusOfNazareth555 February 28, 2009

Slam Dunk

Shortly after a woman gives birth, a witness in the room proceeds to palm the baby's head and redirects the newly born baby back into the womb.

Father, about his newly born child: I was really quite surprised when the obstetrician slam dunked little Maxwell.

by Jackie Peterpants March 18, 2010