Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 25, 2020

skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.

Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!

by sexctwerp January 23, 2019

Blouse and skirt

Swearing with terms that refer to clothes are quite common in the Jamaican dialect.

Blouse and skirt is a swear word used by elders!

Equivalent:Damn, Frigging!

Other swear words that mention the use of clothes are bloodcloth, pussycloth, rasscloth, bombocloth (all pronounced clart or claat in Patois).

Yo blouse and skirt!leave people pickeney alone

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021