Simpathy

When someone simps too much, he is simpathic or have too much simpathy.

He has too much simpathy. Fucking simp. Fuck him.
He is too simpathic. Fucking simp. Fuck him

by Julius Caesar The Second February 21, 2022

Simpasaurus

A partner in a relationship who simps to an extreme. This person goes well out their way to try to please their partner at the expense of having no dignity. A simpasaurus will allow their partner to get away with things that most people would find offensive and unacceptable in a relationship. Unfortunately this causes the partner to lose all respect for the simpasaurus.

Did you hear that Joe lets his wife sleep with other guys to keep her happy?

Yeah, he's a total simpasaurus. But she'll eventually leave him anyway.

by Gman737 February 23, 2022

simpacious

Adjective form of simp
Usually used to describe a person, their actions, or something they made

John, to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna buy you this $1,000 gold ring you wanted so much to commemorate our 1-week anniversary”
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”

by AnimationGamer September 9, 2022

Simpathetic

An individual who is "sympathizing" with a girl. They would be considered a simp for leaving prior acquaintances and pathetic for needing a girl that badly.

Ken was being simpathetic man, he left us to play with a random girl he just met instead of us.

by Derpeldore August 14, 2023

Simpathy

When a guy only cares about a girl because he is simping.

Jake has simpathy for Sarah because he wants to get in her pants, if he didn’t he wouldn’t care.

by 3vanescence August 20, 2023

Simpanzee

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

by CPT Ron July 21, 2024

Simpagraph

A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"

George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023