Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.

"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"

by six_plus_one July 24, 2008

shitty pooh

Having a fresh batch of moist shit

hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh

by Mic August 5, 2004

shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

Shutter Monkey

in digital photography, getting the "right shot" by shooting repeatedly, rapid fire, haphazardly, in hopes of hitting the perfect one. Like monkeys on a keyboard will eventually tap out Shakespeare.

He could have composed the shot, but he shutter monkeys instead.

by MPCricket December 11, 2009

shitty driver

anyone from the state of new jersey

damn, everyone from new jersey truly is a shitty driver.

by jersey sucks123 March 16, 2010

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011