Sex Shuffle

While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.

Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

it's on shuffle

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.

tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle

by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."

A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.

by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010

Walton Shuffle

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.

It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.

by boner March 25, 2003

denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.

When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.

by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008

catholic shuffle

The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.

Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.

by Remedyman March 23, 2010

Kit Kat shuffle

The female art on NON PENATORY masturbation, usually done with four fingers....hence Kit-Kat.

"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"

by Johnny5_Hull January 14, 2008