watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006

Donald Shrek

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.

Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.

by LividPlanets November 25, 2018

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 26, 2020

Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning

Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!

by Austria19 February 04, 2021

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

What the shrek

Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!

What the Shrek

Shrek my asshole

Your such a shrekhole

Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah

by Yourgaygrandauntmeridith March 30, 2019

Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.

Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016