Scattish

A word used to describe an American man who enjoys the card game "SCAT" aka 31, playing poker, video games, gambling on sports, and/or drinking lots of brewski. While not directly related to Scottish descent, those unfamiliar with the lifestyle cannot differentiate the accent. Sounds familiar to Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, although not necessarily grossly overweight.

Stephen: "Ron has been gambling a lot on the UFC lately."
Ryan: "I heard he's been drinking a lot of brewksi, also."
Ryan and Stephen look at each other: "That's very Scattish of him" *spoken in Scattish accent*

by A Scattish Man April 22, 2025

shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

Shartinator

Someone who sharts all the time and is proud of it.

That guy is a real shartinator.

by Hlmrocko85 September 22, 2025

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.

I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.

by Klitorissa May 27, 2016

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

Arvind Shaktti

An Arvind Shaktti that you would meet would probably be the most charming person you'll ever see, from his aura to his smile. Arvind Shaktti s would probably leave u wishing he was yours. They are especially people who can get both sexes. Yes. Gay Man do want an Arvind Shaktti, he is loyal to one. As he's loyal to his buddies. He is also a scorer in academics, with his extraordinary skills with sports. An Arvind Shaktti could take your breath away. They are also really humble, aka angels from heaven.

"Have you seen Arvind Shaktti? He's so handsome and humble! "

by poofballming April 23, 2018