triple word score

A reference to the game Scrabble. It can now be used as a descriptive word when something good has happened.

Boss - "I am going to give you a raise."
You - "Yes! Triple word score!"

Or

You put your foot out to trip your friend. They stumble in front of some hotties. You say, "Triple Word Score!"

by northwester June 22, 2008

Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scottstitute

Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.

Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.

by steverandom May 31, 2009

Scooter People

People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).

Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.

by The British BJ September 4, 2011

Scoliosdick

When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.

"I always get her in the same eye, I got a bad case of scoliosdick"

by Babysnacks December 20, 2011

Scogie

An unworthy fake individual who tries to be loyal and gains your trust, then fucks you over indefinitely.

Bruh don't trust that dude, he is a fucking scogie.

by _JBONE_ May 18, 2017

scotch toss

Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.

I can't go out, I played scotch toss on the beach last night and feel awful.

by dbqpvr March 10, 2018