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Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world
Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!
by Billy Nob February 4, 2010
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one-eyed-russell

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.
by Einey April 8, 2010
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Russel Jay

A retired player that can get a girl to fall head over heels, usually considered an easy-going person who gets along with everyone. Always in denial about being angry or jealous. Territorial when it comes to girls.
Woah. Russel Jay... such a flirt.
by Juanita Anderson May 8, 2011
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doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
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One-eyed-russell

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick
by Einey June 10, 2011
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Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
by dmanham123 March 13, 2014
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