Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"

"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"

by playa_h&f April 18, 2010

Rubber band clothes

Clothes that are make of a type of ruber band. There are usually several that are put on to cover the nipples and the pussy slit but usually not anything else.

She's got on rubber band clothes.

by The Fury 13 December 28, 2010

Rubber fucker

1.) A woman who is too fugly to get any ass. So she has to play with her dildo all night long.

That fatass Rubber Fucker is so ugly that even blinde guys don't wanna mess with her.

by K-a-t-e-e May 28, 2007

rubber band

to ejaculate upon a women's face

"I'ma pop a rubber band on her.. on her"

by JRMonk May 22, 2006

rubber ducky

a man with a really sqeaky voice....a/k/a mr. Pease see rubber ducky

One day i was sittin in class and had to listen to Rubber ducky talk the whole time.

by hehe me! December 22, 2004

rubber ducky

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song

Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!

Orlando Bloom*
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!

Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!

*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''

by taylor cullen March 27, 2009

rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 19, 2007