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Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.
When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude
by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010
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big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.
"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"
by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004
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crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.
Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.
by axaxyup October 22, 2003
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ROCKET LAOWNCHER

A word that is constantly being yelled out while playing the Metal Slug series.
"Take a shot every time the game says 'rocket laowncher!' if you want to die from alcohol poisoning."- gamestop.com
by PassionateFruit July 8, 2009
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toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity
" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"
by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008
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Rocketship

A way of flicking someone off but when you flick them off, you move your right hand up and leave your left hand behind, wiggling the fingers making it look like a rocketship taking off.
Kendal: That asshole just cut me off!
Jake: Pull up and I'll rocketship that douche.
by butterflyhitman April 11, 2009
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Cock Rocket

Oh boy that cock rocket went far.
by Gwen January 19, 2004
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