Beef ring

Another term for anus.

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

Mangagement Ring

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.

When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.

by Jomo0229 March 3, 2022

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

Ding Ring

A term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. It is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. This phenomena was first noticed by the Germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated "Deutsche Mark" as the name for the common German currency.

Dave: I hate ding rings so I drink from a can.
Matt: You're a pussy, Dave.

by traybay February 10, 2010

Cinnamon Ring

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.

Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?

Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.

by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021