redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.

Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!

by glamrocker October 12, 2013

Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

by lex m April 5, 2012

Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.

Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!

by Durbo14 July 27, 2014

redneck Tupperware

Plastic tubs of Cool-Whip, butter spread or similar reused as for food storage.

Lurline had shelves of redneck tupperware yellowed by her home-made spaghetti sauce cooling in the old Norge out back...

by Olive Thomas May 31, 2006

Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25

Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.

by flaminnagey November 20, 2010

Redneck strength

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.

When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.

by parket19 September 30, 2013

Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class

by fetmeister February 11, 2009