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real shit

Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit
by Mic Check September 11, 2005
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wake up to reality

Madaras speech

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"

Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
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Tubgirl from Documenting Reality

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021
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Real Ladies

a girl,or woman who dances at the club with her shows or heels off.-barefoot-
Real ladies take off there shoes before they dance.
by J-MTS March 31, 2009
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Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
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Real Life Win

When something in reality scratches the surface of fantasy.

Can be shortened to RLW.
Full-size Gundam mecha resides in Japan somewhere. Is that enough to convince you of Real Life Win?
by Meta Tam When Hi Non March 27, 2010
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real eyes

when you're telling the truth
I saw your girl with a another dude!

really?

yeah look i got my real eyes on!
by wakaflocka904 July 28, 2010
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