Raccoon

An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.

You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...

by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012

Raccoon

A 12 inch cock

I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon

by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig June 7, 2018

Ratcoon

An Offensive Slang Term to call a Ghetto Trashy Person, mostly against the African American, if you're so Racist to not blurt out the N-Word. With 1 part RAT +1 part COON, you're defining insipid individuals, who are worse by standards of being vermin nor cocking out excessive bullshit of bougieness. Characterized by its: " many shades; soil nature, and animalistic, if ever threatening intrusion on its, niche and atmosphere. Moreso, seem like a common ancessor to a Honey Badger, yet goes off again, and on again, on a tangent; worst creature irreversable to plague upon you, and the expense of others.

Surely you're a ratcoon if you be an Uncle Ruckus taking upshot tones with the likes of me, boy.

by JMHO March 28, 2020

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area

I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal

by GSP_15 October 26, 2010

Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.

Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."

by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005

raccoon eggs

A Faggot

Sup dude, why are you acting like Raccoon eggs?

by Soy06 September 24, 2018

Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010