Reddit

on this shitty ass 50% american site, there are lots of people (well, obviously, duh) but there are only two main types of people.

1 the basement dwellers

those fuckers who don't have a social life and still live with their parents at 47 years old and the only things they do all they are wasting oxygen and post dumb shit on reddit. the only things they ever achieved in life are the reddit achievements.
These people are the most unpleasant people you will meet on this site. They love to spend 24/7 writing 464363 letters long messages to express their stupid and idiotic opinion absolutely no one asked for .

2. The people trolling
These people are actually the only ones i can stand on that hellhole called Reddit. Their posts are so dumb it's actually hilarious. I wish I had their sense of humor. But even though the reddit trolls might be funny, no one beats the yahoo answers trolls (i miss that website so fucking much)

basement dweller: you're literally so ignorant and wrong because... *writes so long message that I'll end up finishing reading it in 2079*

me: i hate reddit

troll: AITA for blowing my shit while lookin' at my girlfriend's grandma's Facebook profile?

me: nvm i love reddit

by Hi i guess ..... September 11, 2024

redditing

(v.) the act of penetrating a man anally while watching straight porn, creating what is arguably a straight sexual act.

"i've spent 2000 hours redditing this year"

"OMG touch grass u loser! get off reddit!"

"what's reddit?"

by big_guyforyou October 16, 2025

Reddit

Reddit Is an acid trip with many subreddits to tend to your needs

Zoomer: "Duude, I saw some Spongebob hentai on Reddit"

Boomer: "Ew, you're grounded."

Zoomer: "Lol, okay boomer

by TortureDanxe69 January 5, 2020

Reddit marketplace

The backdoors of Reddit, (NOTE: I didn't actually give a correct name so you won't immediately find it), this is a very easy to get to place that isn't often talked about on places on YouTube not because it's that bad just because you will lose money, this word describes types of subreddits that include gore,drugs, pedofelia, wierd fetishes,but the most common is porn, an average redditor doesn't like to admit this but the reason most people go on Reddit is to look at rule 34 of different video game characters or find uncensored versions of animations, I'm convinced that at least 30 percent of Reddit is like this,

"Don't go to the Reddit marketplace"
"Why?"
"Just don't"

by Bdjeidbrj July 14, 2023

reddit

a social media platform with zero female users that hate tiktok and furry's

"look at this thing I found on reddit."

by luffman March 21, 2022

Reddit

The black hole of the internet. The place where ultra "introverted" slash social rejects coalesce to make stupid offhand comments and in general, waste their life. The members of this site live in their parents basement, and are nursing a weed addiction because they never got picked in gym class. They do nothing productive, and yet, possess a shocking amount of entitlement. They believe the world is a liberal arts college campus and they can live in a "safe space".

These people are too busy figuring out made up mental illnesses such as what gender they "identify" as to ever make a meaningful impact on society.

Hey man do you want to hang out with that dude? Nah he goes on Reddit. I'm gonna keep my distance.

by AlanSmithy1 February 2, 2024

Reddit Crip

An online user who claims to be a Crip online but has no proof irl.

“30kTorry is a Reddit Crip, this dude keeps claiming WSDMGC73 like that shit exist irl.”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025