Quiff

comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.

i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly

by maddowg1356 October 19, 2009

quaffer

a quarder pound of endo

yo i can score quaffers for 750

by bizzy b February 25, 2004

quaffing

Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,

Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!

by Axl Foley February 22, 2005

quaif

A silent stale fart.

Who quaifed?

by K-O-F May 7, 2003

Quoff

The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.

Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!

by Messi July 17, 2012

quaf

so u meet this girl at the bar and she got some nice tits so your like hey baby come with me to my house and shes drunk so she like aight lets roll, so you get to your house and you cant start all floppy you gotta get hard so she playin with your dick after your hard you lube your dick up and jam it in her ass make that hole huge big enough to put ur head in and u cant forget about her tits so you turn her over and lube her tits up and fuck her tits until you cum all over her tits then she licks it off her tits and spits it all over her face then you take a picture

wow you jus got quafed

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009

Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

by Pancooke November 16, 2010