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Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019
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Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019
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porcelain bliss

After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.
Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.
by Industries. March 25, 2019
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porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.
The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.
by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019
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Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.
My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.
by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020
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Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
by El_Durazno July 5, 2020
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