God punch

A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.

When Phil yelled at Steve: "godabed"
Steve responded with a God punch, giving Phil a concussion.

by Victor Stevens II September 17, 2005

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

tongue punch

Sharp quick tounge thrust to ass hole.

Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.

by Scratch7 December 28, 2017

Punch Fuck

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.

I punch fucked your mom last night

by weg December 15, 2003

punch in the brown

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.

Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!

by Grimholtt November 30, 2007

Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010

Sowder Punch

(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death

Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died

by Karbonviper October 3, 2011