Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016

Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016

Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.

"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.

by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016

Prozest

When someone fucks up the word possessed this is what happens.

Holy shit he's prozest! Oh wait no I mean possessed FUUUCCCKKK!!!

by Slim-Jim-Prozest December 31, 2016

projester

A far left, snowflake, SJW that will protest anything the President does without any facts, reasonable logic or common sense to back up their views. While not realizing that they are being a clown (aka jester) for the liberal agenda and making a fool of themselves.

Look at Jane, she thinks she is doing some good protesting the travel ban, but she is just being a projester!

by Middle of the road guy April 6, 2017