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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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procrastination

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
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procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022
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Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.
You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
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procrastinating

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.
by lmaoig July 6, 2022
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procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.
by ScooterFox February 16, 2017
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procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.
"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"
by mistakeisme April 23, 2019
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