What me and you are doing right now.
by Bang chan is always watching August 04, 2022
what you are doing right now….
by lmaoig July 07, 2022
The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.
"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
by panckes May 04, 2022
You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.
"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...
by criesinindie November 21, 2019
This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
by Bastion Boi69 October 24, 2018
Something Dan Howell is.
Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.
by phangirl! at the disco May 04, 2019