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president

The top elected political position in the United States.
G W Bush wishes he had been elected president by the voters instead of being selected by the Supreme Court -
more voters vote in elections than do SC Justices in a case.
by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003
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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...
by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020
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PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT

When a sitting US President is attacking the mental health of his nation.
Trump's actions while in office amount to Presidential Harassment.
by GRASSY TROLL February 7, 2019
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Presidents

They bumped hip-hop in the club all night, so the place was full of presidents.

Wow that's a crowd of fat presidents.
by Vox Populi March 22, 2009
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President of the United States of America

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013
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President Trump

45th President of the United States of America. He made the economy better and protects the country from illegal Mexican immigrants.
President Trump: "We will build a wall to keep our border safe!"
by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018
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