Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel

Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose

by Klcook May 31, 2022

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp April 26, 2018

pretzel lock

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.

TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.

by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023

Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group

Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am

by Chutena April 22, 2021

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 05, 2022

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 08, 2024

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020