Gretzel

1. a short girl, usually of asian descent, who wears heels and is a total bitch

2. A shoeaholic and a shopaholic

1. OMG my cousin Gretzel is a total BITCH!!!

2. I'm such a Gretzel

by Bobby_Bouchet April 3, 2010

Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group

Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am

by Chutena April 22, 2021

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 27, 2017

grettel

Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.

"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"

by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017

grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.

Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.

by womanlover43 December 29, 2013

Gretel

Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,

You're such a Gretel

by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016

grezelda

(n) similar to a minger, but only relevant for females (who are of particular grottitude).

That Grezelda was so revolting my eyes fell out.

by Ubermanky November 30, 2006