Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.

Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now

by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025