present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!

by polos June 10, 2008

President

A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

by panicatthebisco February 22, 2009

Indian christmas present

its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank

"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"

by martin3039191 October 22, 2007

President Pmurt

What dyslexics call President Trump

President Pmurt: M'I gnihctaw tnediserP Pmurt no VT (I'm watching President Trump on TV).

by tirtle March 8, 2017

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

president

either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan

presidents suck up to make it far in politics

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

The President

1:
Someone, somehow worse, then George W. Bush

2:
A silly goose!

Timothy: wow, did you see The President? He is such a retard! Timothot: No, he is the definition of a retard.

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018