Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

cambel porter

a person who who gets all the men and treats women with respect and kindness and is very good at fortnite

you: yo bro
friend: yeah?
you: did you see cambel porter pulled another dude!
friend: are you surprised?

by the superdude that drinks coke November 9, 2022

Pull a Porter

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021

The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell May 13, 2005

miss porter's

A boarding and day school in the middle of no where aka Farmington CT where you can find girls that are much smarter than the one's at Ethel Walker's who often date AOF and salisbury's guys due to boy deprevation and frequently lose at sports except crew and softball except of course when the play Ethel Walker's hmmmmm.... I wonder why?

Geee that girls a slut...she must be from Walker's

by anonymous April 17, 2005

Pofter

another word for fag

Timmy had sex with tom he is such a "Pofter"

by Dawn McKinnon March 23, 2003