pooptamalacktisnoseardrum

The digestion of spaghetti.

The boy had pooptamalacktisnoseardrum after eating.

by Jake Hobbs July 28, 2008

poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007

poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009

Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003

poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

by xine October 7, 2005

Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.

shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart

by ETompk September 27, 2009

poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"

Britney Spears is a poptard

by pogmotoin January 19, 2008