Monster Popsicle

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

by philhawk69 August 22, 2010

purple popsicle

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

Popsock

Where during intercourse, the penis is of large proportion in relevance to the interior of the vagina or other cavity that it is being inserted into, and the intercourse is continued, causing the head of the penis to be ruptured or even the skin around the penis to be rubbed raw to a painful and even dangerously bloodied state in which medical attention is needed.

"David had a popsock when he went home with Angela."
"Timmy G. is prone to haveing popsock."

by NapalmRequiem September 1, 2013

popsocket

a annoying piece of plastic held my adhesive on the back of your phone why the fuck u got it? because your dumbass is to fuckin lazy to go to the phone store and get a case like a normal fuckin human being

hey look stacy i got a popsocket

by brandon1125 February 25, 2021

popsicle starfish

the sexual retaliation after two people in a long distance relationship finally end there celibacy with each other
or
the ending of celibacy

damit jessica you are so gonna get the popsicle starfish when you get here,and i'm not taken it out till the stick is clean

by nevereven May 20, 2008

popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo

i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle

by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008