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Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022
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mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.
I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.
by JlinkinX December 26, 2017
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mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically
If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .
by mix March 29, 2015
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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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Pickle Poke

Pocking someone with their penis
Josiah really likes to be pickle poked when he’s talking to his Roblox girlfriends
by XannyCandy April 25, 2022
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Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .
I would like my poke gift for this hardship.
by Pokemaster March 11, 2023
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Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.
by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021
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