Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

Pussy Podium

When a woman explains something to a man in a condescending, patronizing, or overly confident manner, particularly when the man already understands it, this behavior is basically the female version of mansplaining

“I’ve been fixing cars for 10 years, but she still got on the pussy podium to explain how an engine works.”

“It wasn’t a discussion, it was a full-on pussy podium moment.”

by J.Veden August 17, 2025

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

The potion

Something that is very good or works well

This hamburguer is the potion yo

by agn vipksdangipoa September 3, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.

As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

Head Pediophile in Charge

A person who is lacking the bañls to be the HBIC and settles for being the HPIC

While on a Cancun Cruise some discovered that others were head pediophile in charge and said stop picking on them

by AKHBIC November 8, 2025