Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

popeye penis

When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.

I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.

by Brye C. January 24, 2011

we dont want eny poneys

Its a saying meening somethting you dont want

Geez Tab "we dont want eny poneys"!!!!

by SDFADF November 1, 2006

podean

Someone from Europe or the northern hemisphere who refers to southern hemispherians or in particular Australians/New Zealanders as Antipodeans

If Australians are Antipodean, then the English are podean

by BarnzyW December 29, 2015

Pooey

An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career

Hey Sharon, this joint stinks like shit!

Yeah looks like the Pooey took a day off today

Jeez Sharon there is a lot of shit around this joint
Yeah looks like they're going to need a Master Pooey and his 3rd year Pooey apprentice for this job

by Pooey69 February 15, 2018

The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.

'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'

by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005