by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021
Get the POOT mug.To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.
by JaydaF June 17, 2021
Get the Poots mug.A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.
We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.
by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025
Get the Poots mug.by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025
Get the Poot and scoot mug.Cringe, millennial coded, cheugy even… but also a term of endearment and love. It means whatever you want it to mean.
by EmNawfz December 7, 2025
Get the Poot mug.A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
Get the Pooty-Poot mug.A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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