play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

PLDT

A fucking useless internet carrier that only lags when you need to use it. They have agents that tracks when you need to use your internet the most and fucks it up at the worst possible time which makes anyone that uses it rage out of their minds especially when playing an online game against other players. They take joy in seeing you punch the keyboard when you are losing because of them. Fuck PLDT.

Example 1
A: Hey I just got home from school, Time to watch Netflix!
A:(Watches netflix in 144p)
A: Fucking useless PLDT!
Example 2
A: Man can't wait to play some League of Legends with my friends!
A:(Dies in game because of fucking PLDT that only lags when you're fighting for some reason and is completely normal when you're walking to lane, dead or basically any other thing that's not useful to your team's victory)
A:Fucking useless PLDT!

by GeraltofRiviaButcherofBlaviken July 26, 2020

jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

Playboi Carti

Hot ass mf.
Ones he was the cool guy, now he's a sussy vamp but he's hella hot.

Dude 1: Have you heard of Playboi Carti?

Dude 2: Yeah he's hella hot I wanna eat his ass!

Dude 1: same!

Dude 3: Ayo wtf!

by Koyu March 19, 2021

Seattle Rock Band player

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

The Plastun

The Plastun is when a guy ties one end of a bandana onto his dick than puts the other side into a girl’s vagina. Than proceeds to pull it out with his dick, later doing angry anal.

Oh man, I sure have Jessica The Plastun, I think she enjoyed it.

by Max Dmitrenko December 13, 2018

people playground

A game that allows you to mindlessly bash peoples heads together, weather or not it is for science, or your sick fantasy. Gives you an array of tools to hurt people with. Either just throw a wooden stick at them, or create a being so powerful that even albert einstein would shed a single tear. Also, theres gore. So watch out for falling limbs after throwing a grenade. I mean, what did you expect? This isn't beat the buddy we're talking about. This is barely mutilate a doll. We're talking about a genuin game about killing people. So, should you get it? Hell yeah brother. Should you tell others about it? Hell naw. Unless you fansy being called a weirdo, but personaly, i don't. The game is like 10 or 15 U.S dollars on steam, so it aint that much unless you don't plan to make good use to your new roll as merciless god. Also, here's a little note: this game could be considered a light horrer game due to the weird noises you hear. You might hear loud banging sounds, or a distant (engine?) light machine activated inside of the walls that echo around the entire map you're on. So good luck with that

Person 1: bro have you ever heard of people playground?
Person 2: weirdo

by Mahatma ghandi December 31, 2019