When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
by pinenaughty December 15, 2015
That girl has some white pines!
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by gdub1956 November 02, 2016
When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.
Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.
by littleowlegion November 24, 2020
In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.
by Guru6969 July 02, 2022