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Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.
Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.
by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008
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Pillowtopper

A gay male who likes to fuck a bottom (generally known as the "boxspringer" ) through a mattress.
Hung Pillowtopper looking for insatiable boxspringer.
by down dick September 7, 2009
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Pillowscape

The arranging of pillows for maximum comfort or aesthetic appeal.
The pillowscape was especially inviting.
by Comfort Queen February 20, 2012
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Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.
Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.
by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013
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Pillow Arms

The state of having arms which resemble the quality of a pillow; soft, yet firm and comfy
Mmm, I just want to sunggle in those pillow arms
by realkk January 13, 2014
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Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.
I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.
by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014
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pillowed

when a guy is seriously aroused and hides his bulge with a ready to hand pillow.
this girl last night was chatting so dirty and i kept getting inappropriate boners, i hid my bulge secretly, it was pillowed.
by greenskill August 3, 2014
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