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Get the pessi mug.When you are tittie fucking a girl and you are bent over her chest.When things start to get hot and steamy you start to take a dump(works best with rabbit size or a smaller turd). When you finally blow a load in her face you forcefully lower you buttox onto her chest-stomach area and smash the already laid turds(spreading them around wont jeopardize anything). If done right you should knock the breath out of her, this gap of time when she is chocking on your previously blown load and lost breath added with the smell of smashed poop filling her lungs should give you a time to escape.
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When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"
I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"
I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass
Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.
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