phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there

I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

Phat Plant

A long, slow, heavy punch

I gave him a phat plant in his ugly phucking face

by Molemz June 15, 2003

Phat Man

A cool or a goodlooking person

DAMN HES SO PHAT MAN
Yo phat man

by Old phat man April 01, 2017

phat one

Something that is excellent, mostly associated with a night out or a perticular tune. Can also be linked with the work "sik"

Lad you should have been out last night, it was a proper phat one!

Mate that tune was a proper phat one!

by ste13 September 11, 2006

phat hogging

something that is big in occurance, extraordinary.

the meeting was awesome, it was phat hogging

by Liz March 15, 2005

smoke a phat

To get a slut whore to smoke a joint and suck a cock.

Hey buddy, let's get those broads over there to SMOKE A PHAT AND SUCK A PHAT.

Hey Bitch, Smoke a phat and suck a phat.

Hey cunt, SMOKE a FAT JOINT and SUCK a FAT COCK.

by Private Eye Stien Dickens September 23, 2007

Phat Pussy

When Kylie Jenner said something about Phat Pussy :) on stassiebaby instagram

“Leave her thick thighs and phat pussy out of this!!!!!” Kylie commented

by Brendonurieshook August 29, 2019