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sharpening the pencil 

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

grease pencil 

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
grease pencil by bomb city April 29, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener 

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

tommy pencil 

A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
Stubbed Pencil by Sneed213 November 10, 2014

sex pencil 

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.
"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"
sex pencil by realnzuum May 27, 2021