Jake Paul is a hypocritical, egocentric, lying, adultering piece of scum who has an IQ of a doorknob and bullies people into keeping their mouths shut about how much of a cruel, detestable knob jockey with a massive superiority complex the size of his over-bloated ego, while finding spare time for hobbies such as assaulting women but somehow still maintaining a strong fan base of mentally-defected 12 year old girls who are probably smarter than him. He's an illiterate dunce who's had life handed to him on a silver platter by his equally brain-dead brother, who's made a career out of making hilariously pathetic, immature and offensive videos like filming a man who decided to take his own life while in the process Logan Paul makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this poor man's demise. In short, o wouldn't piss on Jake Paul if he was on fire.
Jake Paul: "if you always remain the like the bigger person in life, regardless of the situation... that just shows, am I right? "
Meanwhile...
Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*
Meanwhile...
Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*
by Mark Greenberg January 2, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. Extremely underrated bassist for the legendary British punk band, The Clash.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
Everyone remembers Joe Strummer, and most remember Mick Jones, but why don't so many remember Paul Simonon?
by Lame Liberal October 21, 2005
Get the Paul Simononmug. Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
by ECW For Life July 20, 2008
Get the Paul Heymanmug. The Paul Mitchell is a sex move where the man ejaculates into the woman's hair. It is named after the hair name brand product.
by Catalán July 7, 2009
Get the Paul Mitchellmug. A middle school math teacher whose profile picture looks like he will end up in the news for killing 11 kids. He is is out of it and is a pretty cool math teacher who probably has drugs.
by thatonesexyman November 8, 2021
Get the Paul Dawickimug. The man with the worlds Kill to Death rateing for dropping the atomic bomb on Heroshima
Kills: 140,000
Deaths: 0
Rank: Brigadier General
Awards:
Distinguished Service Cross
Legion of Merit
Distinguished Flying Cross (2)
Purple Heart
Air Medal (4)
Weapon of Choice: A Atomic Bomb!
Vehical of Choice: Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber
Kills: 140,000
Deaths: 0
Rank: Brigadier General
Awards:
Distinguished Service Cross
Legion of Merit
Distinguished Flying Cross (2)
Purple Heart
Air Medal (4)
Weapon of Choice: A Atomic Bomb!
Vehical of Choice: Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber
by Cloudfly April 12, 2011
Get the Paul Tibbetsmug. by HuffmanEnthusiast February 19, 2022
Get the Paul Williamsmug.