paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.

When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"

by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011

space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox

by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009

Love paradox

When you like a guy/girl who likes another guy/girl who likes you. Everyone likes someone and everyone is liked. It's a complicated and rare phenomenon.

Lisa: I like you!
Brandon: but I like Jenny

Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny

Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox

by Rocks247 October 22, 2017

7 people paradox

When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"

Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?

Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?

Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?

by ChadVon July 17, 2021

Paradoxology

The science of making and solving puzzles of all kinds.

I studying paradoxology.

by leonardo draculay February 5, 2018

Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009

Cosby paradox

When you take the Roofie and rape the rapist.

I just so happened to create a cosby paradox with my co-worker

by Kingrobotic666 August 3, 2018