Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Private

You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.

Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.

That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.

by J BCD October 17, 2025

private

a discord server where the owner grooms people who is 6-7 years younger than themselves.

omg i just got groomed by Courtney in private

by ToriGotGroomed August 28, 2023

Private Penguino

The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS

Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!

by ademiir May 18, 2022