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cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.
Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
by biggie fries May 10, 2014
mugGet the cheesy pretzelmug.

Brazilian Pretzel

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.
by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020
mugGet the Brazilian Pretzelmug.

pretzel nubs

Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
mugGet the pretzel nubsmug.

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther
by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
mugGet the Not a pretzelmug.

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
mugGet the Pretzel Smoothiemug.

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
mugGet the Pretzel brosmug.

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