plouf

AOD autotrader that uses hacked shells.

<plouf> i am teh gayz.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Ploufed

Plouf/ploufing/ploufed is having sex with certain people. These people are normally known as skank, hoe, and whores. The person being called the "Ploufer" is the whore. And the Ploufed is the person that had sex with the skank.

"Damn, I can't believe she got herpes when she got Ploufed."

by Brian Plouf January 11, 2008

ploding

Something exploding.

Bob: Hey, did you hear that the new *insert war game here* has some awesome ploding effects?

Ken: Yeah man, you can die fast from that ploding.

by secretawesomeness123 March 27, 2009

Plouter

A person or group of people that are into tapping Plout

Me "I never expected that Marc was a Plouter"

Other "Ya man he really likes the Plout"

by B.C. Plout September 8, 2010

Ploughjury

When you wake up in the morning and you have sustained an injury from a vigorous plough (AKA Sex). Usually only occurs to box.

Common Forms of Ploughjury include;
- Men snapping their bango string
- Bruising to the pubic bone
- Strain to the hip flexors
- Pulling a hammie
- Stretched box
- Friction burn
- Carpet burn/ Pube Burn
- Blue Balls
- Cramp
- Pink eye

Brad won his grand final and ploughed Millie. The next morning she couldn't walk straight because she had sustained a "Ploughjury" to her public bone (thats where your pubes are if you had them, but she didnt).

by I am Millie69 September 20, 2010

PloddyBob

Someone who wears a floeresant jacket, and walks the streets of the forest looking for people to obliterate. He does this by sticking a cobra down their mouth then hitting them with a hammer.

Oh no! Its ploddybob,run!!!...

by Weasell96 June 20, 2011

plopdrops

Pellet shaped poo that drops into toilet.

Your fantasy football team is methodically going down like a pile of plopdrops!

by sir keith August 24, 2011